Nephi is a Pirate???

So you can't tell too well from this picture, but this is the front cover of Book of Mormon Stories. This picture shows Nephi standing amongst his family, with the building of his boat going on in the background. It is this picture that makes Carter think that Nephi is a Pirate. HOW??? Well it's easy. You see, boats aren't just boats. Nope. . . they're pirate ships. If someone has a boat then they really have a pirate ship, and if they have a pirate ship then they MUST be a pirate. So there you have it.
It's really frustrating when you're trying to teach him all about Nephi and he keeps thinking that Nephi is a pirate. And all the battle pictures?? Yeah he thinks they are "naughty knights," because he thinks all the people with swords are knights, and if they are fighting then they are naughty. Oh man. At least he knows that fighting is bad, I guess. Pretty much he's not getting anything from this book that he should. Oh well. At least we're trying.
Oh, Carter. You make me laugh.